Gm says: February 23, 2016 at 8:48 pm . “Greetings. Through her talk, “I am a Time Traveler,” Joyce wishes to inform people the importance of the present, and the repercussions of neglecting it. Noah is apparently 50-years-old and suffers from anorexia and depression, but took an age-rejuvenating drug … Titor made numerous vague and specific predictions regarding calamitous events in 2004 and beyond, including a nuclear war, none of which came true. He travelled back to November 13, 2017 from 2021 – when time travel was only used by top secret organisations. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975. My ‘time’ machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. By demonstrating that time travel is a possibility, I am pretty much ensuring that someone is going to figure out how to do it. In fact I, myself, am a time traveller. A ‘TIME traveller’ who claims he is from 2030 has passed a lie-detector test while revealing a number of weirdly specific predictions about the future. Take it from me from one of my phenomenon experiences. Here is the catch though. My memory of this Time … My “time” machine is a stationary mass, temporal displacement unit manufactured by General Electric. I am with you time Traveler I have been to the future too….mine are always end of world things….fires bombs titles ways….but I always end up in the future . I am from between 400 and 500 years in the future. I am a time traveller from the year 2036. Noah is apparently 50-years-old and suffers from anorexia and depression, but took an age-rejuvenating drug making him 25-years-old. IT IS POSSIBLE THAT TIME TRAVEL CAN BE A REALITY!!! "Greetings. April 24, 2017 8:26 AM ‐ Time Travel As I've written quite a lot about time travel soon, I got an email next week from someone asking me if I knew any good jokes on the subject. I may try to mislead or derail their research efforts, but knowing that something is possible makes it pretty much inevitable that someone will eventually figure it … I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975. John Titor is a name used on several bulletin boards during 2000 and 2001 by a poster claiming to be an American military time traveler from 2036. Reply. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. In fact I, myself, am a time traveller. I am a time traveler from the year 2036. I am on my way home after getting an IBM 5100 computer system from the year 1975. It will become open to the public in 2028, apparently! Here’s a tip for you when talking to somebody claiming to be a time traveller: If they give you the exact year they are from, they probably aren’t a real time traveller. I can’t reveal the exact year I am from because there are some very strict rules about that. 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